Walk DD! Walk!

It all began not so long ago—last September—in a galaxy not so far, far away, in Mainland Europe.

However, the intricate details surrounding that specific circumstance form a separate tale of mine, as it goes beyond the purpose of this narrative.

It must be said that according to my mummy, all sentient individuals’ interests must be considered.

Thus, she is careful not to cause discomfort to any of her non-human children unless it is to shoulder them with care for the benefit of their safety or well-being.

Therefore, the idea to acquire a cat harness was imposed on mummy by these considerations, as she initially assumed that a society of harness wouldn’t be welcomed in our dynamic.

Yet, it was the only way that mummy could think of to offer me some sense of self-governance in a responsible manner during our long car journey home.

The assumed imposition that the freedom by proxy – the harness – would have caused was a view with which mummy was justified biasing herself, but she was cured from it at the very first stop of our journey home. For no particular reason, we decided to go for a little walk.